Auto Estrogen

1. The wait is always longer than you want it to be.
2. The employees are nice but it’s rarely good news.
3. It’s always more wrong with your car than you thought.
4. Watching Oprah in the waiting room doesn’t soften the blow.
5. The cost for the work is always more than you thought.
6. The job always takes more than a day.
7. When you describe the problem the employee frowns and looks puzzled.
8. You don’t want to feel bad because you knew you should have brought the car in earlier.
9. You hate when you can’t answer the question, “when was your last tune-up?’
10. When they tell you what’s wrong, you don’t understand and have problems relaying the info.